KunstCapades blotter

Tim Sullivan

print on perforated 300gsm blotter paper
Starting bid

Why wait on cold, dark Sacramento street corners for a single square when you can get nearly 576 rare tears! Goody-goody gals and guys need not fret; there’s nothing taboo about these tabs! All the Electric Kool-Aid has been pre-squeezed from these babies, giving you a relatively clean 300gsm sheet that’s guaranteed to keep ya outta the clink! Warning: may contain trace amounts of Siren Head and Slenderman Potion, which, although legal in the Americas, should not be licked in front of the mirror at 3 a.m.

Urgent Warning!
Contact the KUNSTCAPADES ART CRIME UNIT with your case-cracking tips! Hell, we’ll even take your wise-crackin’ quips! Include your address and we might just mail you an original KunstCapades coaster! Goes great with any glass.