authorized steak rock replica
The year? 1983. The place? A New England beach, yolk-lit in autumn dusk. The seeker? A young Masshole, oblivious to the astonishing flotsam soon to sear her comber’s focus. Lo! Among the nacre flakes, tide-tossed bladderwrack, and mermaid’s toenails: a relic of pastures far from these shores. Part animal, part mineral, 100% earthly delight. It was STEAK ROCK™, a sedimentary sirloin like no other. From carnivores and artists, to vegans and geologists, this KunstCapades-commissioned, Authorized Steak Rock Replica is for everyone - but could be yours, and yours alone.