happy bronze bits
An artist’s sacrifices are myriad. Charlie Leese surrendered a dewy T-zone to patina this pareidolia prize! Dear reader, he painstakingly harvested his own nasal sebum to anoint the bronze conjugation before you. While his pores were parched, an artist’s work is never done! He dreamt of a regal skincare regimen, a lily gilding, a final layer of finery for his precious remnants. Only a finishing slick of museum-quality, microcrystalline wax approved by the Queen of England herself would do. No need to LEESE-to-own these bits o’ studio history; at this price, forever yours is just a click away!