vibrating eyeball, batteries included

Cathy Lu

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Ceramicist superstar and one-time vibrator vendor Cathy Lu brings you a never-before-seen kinetic multi-career medley! Let this life-like fluttering eyeball with clay cataracts throb away all day (or at least the length of two double As)! Feeling cash-bound by irksome battery bills? Not to worry! Cathy has included a pair of half-way decent Duracells with this pulsating peeper! Warning: extended use may cause the “ten-day tingles!”